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Tuesday, December 04, 2001

My morning prayer.

“My husband, who pees on the toilet, terrific be thy messes. Thy pee doth stink. Thy will hurry and be done, IN the toilet and not ON it. Give me this day my mask and bleach. I’ll forgive you your misses, As you forgive those moments of mood swings. And lead your boys not to pee on trees, But teach them to also pee IN the toilet. For thine urine is stinky, and staining, and messy, for ever and ever. Amen.“

Posted by Mommy on 12/04 at 05:22 PM
Posted under: Twisted Humor •

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