Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Top Ten Inappropriate Ways to Recruit Volunteers
Another scout related post… because it’s REALLY HARD posting every day.
These are meant to be funny and should be taken in that spirit. It’s been a rough week and making light of the volunteer situation makes it a little easier, so please don’t get too offended. Thanks!
Top Ten Inappropriate Ways to Recruit Volunteers
10. Give a free car to every 3rd volunteer to register… neglect to mention it’s a Matchbox car.
9. Get two positions for the price of one! If you sign on today, you can get Den Leader AND Advancement Chairman all for the low-LOW price of $10 registration fee! But wait… there’s more! Sign up within the next 9 minutes and get a free all expense paid trip to Round Table!
8. Offer a free Nintendo DS to the first kid who can get at least four adults to register as leaders.
7. Use pack funds to purchase a mind control device from the local Super Villain Warehouse.
6. Hey, um, can I get your autograph? HAHA! You just signed on as Cubmaster! SUCKA!
5. If I don’t get at least three more adult volunteers tonight I will jump off this ledge!
4. Register a Borg to be your Membership Chairman. “You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.“
3. Tell the Scouts that Santa only comes to families whose parents have signed up as den leaders.
2. I quit. It’s all up to ya’ll now. Bye!
And the number one inappropriate way to recruit scouting volunteers…
1. Promise them that they’ll only be donating an hour a week.
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